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Girlfriend, please.

January 24, 2011

Psst, your desperation is showing.  As my friends can attest, I am no prude.  I love a dirty joke, a hot miniskirt and a bartender that pours without a spout.  But you have gone way past Party Girl and are in Straight Up Ho territory.   I will not lie and say that you will never find a man dressed like this.  You will find one, perhaps many.  But here is the REAL truth.  He will be an utter douchebag who will drink all your booze, borrow your car without asking and try to fuck your roommate.  You’re welcome.

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