Come Sit By Me!
Noel Gallagher of Oasis is, in fact, a jerk, but also kind of hilarious. Witness Noel bitch slapping Lars Ulrich of Metallica, who’s just been begging for it FOREVER.
Gallagher (when asked what’s the meanest thing anyone ever said to you at a gig): “Lars Ulrich came to see us one night – we tune our own guitars because we’re still capable of doing that – and he was like ‘Fuck, you know, you guys should really fucking get one of your fucking road crew to tune your guitars. The fucking spaces between the songs are too long.’ And I said ‘Look man, I don’t know if anyone’s ever pointed this out to you before, but you’re the fucking drummer in METALLICA. Now you fucking get on with that and leave the rest of it to us.”
Come sit by me!