Hey Speaking of Keith Richards:
So in his new book, Keith takes shots at Mick Jagger’s dick, actually calling it a “tiny todger.” I’d never heard that one, but I definitely intend to use it. Thanks, Keith!
Anyhoo, when asked if this was true, my hero Marianne Faithfull said cryptically “Not quite but nearly.” Huh. That got me thinking, what facts do we have to answer this incredibly important question? Let’s see: Mick Jagger is a 5’6″ Englishman who weighs less than my purse.
I think we gotta go with Richards on this one.