I was supposed to send refreshments for my 3 year old daughter’s Valentine’s Day Party at daycare. Well guess who forgot? So did the little monkeys go without refreshments? They sure did! And guess who also forgot valentines to the other kids, flowers for the teachers, the whole shebang.
But that’s not the best part! When I arrived to pick up my kid, I barely got the first apology out when I was told the following: she had an epic tantrum which culminated in her kicking the living shit out of the daycare director. The director had to go home early to nurse her injuries (!), thankfully saving me one final grovel.
So in front of her teacher, I asked sternly “Tiny C, did you kick Miss S?” And she replied with a very enthusiastic “Yes!” And then giggled.