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Dear Bitch Slap! Cosmetics:

February 17, 2011

Are you fucking kidding me?  Your products are supposed to make me feel better about myself.  This will not happen if I am confronted by the word “bitch” every time I pull lip gloss out of my purse.  And I shit you not, every single product has that word on it!  The eyeshadows alone come in such lovely hues as Greedy Bitch, Dizzy Bitch and Hot Ass Bitch.  I mean what’s next?  Filthy Whore Lingerie?  Got Pregnant In High School Maternity Wear?

Stop it.

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