Dear Bitch Slap! Cosmetics:
Are you fucking kidding me? Your products are supposed to make me feel better about myself. This will not happen if I am confronted by the word “bitch” every time I pull lip gloss out of my purse. And I shit you not, every single product has that word on it! The eyeshadows alone come in such lovely hues as Greedy Bitch, Dizzy Bitch and Hot Ass Bitch. I mean what’s next? Filthy Whore Lingerie? Got Pregnant In High School Maternity Wear?