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February 28, 2011

It has come to my attention that many of my guy friends are having female troubles.  Not that kind, weirdos!  I mean relationship woes.  Anyhoo, I am surprised at how many of these issues stem from something really freaking obvious.  For instance:  if you want a girlfriend who is not a straight up ho, you need to get yourself together, ergo, do not be a slob.  Look, women are generally strong and resilient.  They can suffer many pains and slights, such as childbirth and bikini waxes.  But they are much more likely to put up with your shit if you look like this:

than this:

See how that works?

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