Dear James Carville:
I used to love you. You used to be fabulous. Being a Southerner myself, I adored your eccentric Southern charm. In fact, one of my favorite sayings is: “In the South, no one asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask which side they’re on.” And my family? Both sides.
Needless to say, I have a pretty high tolerance for crazy people. HOWEVER. I saw you recently on Bill Maher’s show and Bubba, you WENT THERE. You were ranting and raving, twitching and blinking. I think you may have actually spat upon Martin Short. It was not funny, it was disturbing. Get your head sorted.