Dear James Carville:

I used to love you.  You  used to be fabulous.  Being a Southerner myself, I adored your eccentric Southern charm.  In fact, one of my favorite sayings is: “In the South, no one asks if you have crazy people in your family.  They just ask which side they’re on.”  And my family?  Both sides. 

Needless to say, I have a pretty high tolerance for crazy people.  HOWEVER.  I saw you recently on Bill Maher’s show and Bubba, you WENT THERE.  You were ranting and raving, twitching and blinking.  I think you may have actually spat upon Martin Short.  It was not funny, it was disturbing.  Get your head sorted.