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Hey, Jesse James.

April 15, 2011

Remember when Sandra Bullock dumped your sorry ass for cheating with a white supremacist tattooed freakshow?  And you immediately went on “Nightline”, Jimmy Kimmel and god knows where else yapping about how DEVASTATED you were?  Yeah, that was in May of last year.  By January of this year you were MIRACULOUSLY ENGAGED to yet another trashy, tattooed chick.  So, devastated?  Perhaps.  I’ve said it before but it still rings true:  sluts just heal quicker.

Just ask this chick:

I give it six months.

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