Let’s Have A Rapture Party!
Hey, psychos! Guess what today is? The freaking rapture, all right? Hey, don’t look so sad, at least four of you are going to heaven! Being a godless heathen, I am obviously not among you but am I going to be a Debbie Downer? Hell no, I’m having a Rapture Party! Let’s see, since the Center for Disease Control has issued a Zombie Alert (not kidding), I just found the theme for my party! ZOMBIES!!!
So the music is easy:
And let’s serve some Zombies for refreshments:
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
1 oz lime juice
Blend all ingredients with ice except Bacardi 151 proof rum. Pour into a collins glass. Float Bacardi 151 proof rum on top. Garnish with a fruit slice, sprig of mint and a cherry.
I picked the one with the highest alcohol content because, duh, no hangovers tomorrow!
And just in case there are some doubters out there, allow me to offer incontrovertible evidence:
It’s happening, people. So let’s get down!