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Please Tell Me This Has Happened To You.

June 29, 2011

Because I cannot possibly be this fucking weird.

On a trip to the mall when I was in high school, a young man approached me and my girlfriend. He said he was pledging a fraternity and had to do a “dare” to get in. We were suspicious but he said the dare was innocent, it was only that he had to kiss a pretty girl’s foot. My friend said no and he smiled shyly at me and said, “Well it’s supposed to be her, anyway.” He also said his frat brothers were watching from a nearby store to make sure he didn’t chicken out. He was cute in a nerdy kind of way and I felt bad that these asshole frat boys wanted to humiliate him. I looked around and we were in the middle of the mall near a fountain. I figured it was safe, so I agreed. He said it had to be my bare foot, so I sat on a bench and took off my sandal. He knelt in front of me and proceeded to rub his whole face on my foot! When he started licking up my leg, I jerked back and screamed and he just took off!

And no frat brothers followed.

 

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