You’re Only Young Once, But You Can Be Immature Forever.
Recently a friend of mine asked me to join her Bunko group. I had no idea what she was talking about and actually had to consult Wikipedia. I’m honestly pretty proud of that, because it turns out Bunko is some old lady dice game and sounds dead ass boring.
So the next time I ran into her I said, “That doesn’t sound like much of a game to me. Tell you what, let’s all go downtown and see who can score acid first. Now THAT’S a game that requires some skill.” She just rolled her eyes and changed the subject.
But the more I thought about it, the more it annoyed me. Is this what she thinks of me? And is this really what she does for fun these days? Look, I get that we are all getting older. But attitude is everything and I am not going down without a fight. Because in the end, would you rather be this middle aged lady:
Or this one:
Isn’t Debbie Harry the coolest chick ever? Great shades, great coat and she still has great hair. Which is more than I can say for you, Marky Ramone.