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Well, That Was Fast.

August 17, 2011

Being a native Texan with a functioning brain (well, most of the time…sometimes…OK, just indulge me here), I was really excited that Gov. Rick Perry was getting into the Presidential race!  You folks have no idea how much fun you’re in for because R-Perr is a fucking guano faucet!  A veritable font of crazy.

I did figure he would be surrounded by handlers who would suggest he tone it down during the first days of the campaign, but apparently hellz no!  Day 3 and counting, he has:  (1) suggested Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has commited treason; (2) also suggested Bernanke would be lynched if he came to Texas; (3) said that we should question whether President Obama even loves this country; and finally, (4) proudly asserted that he doesn’t believe in global warming.

If he keeps up this breakneck pace, he will be flinging his own shit at reporters in 3, 2, 1…

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. truelibertarian permalink
    August 17, 2011 9:13 pm

    Apparently him and Bachmann should tone down the deepthroating corndogs when the press is around….

  2. August 17, 2011 9:29 pm

    For someone so anti-gay, he’s sure showing that corndog some love!

    • truelibertarian permalink
      August 17, 2011 9:33 pm

      Haha that’s just what I was thinking.

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