Well, That Was Fast.
Being a native Texan with a functioning brain (well, most of the time…sometimes…OK, just indulge me here), I was really excited that Gov. Rick Perry was getting into the Presidential race! You folks have no idea how much fun you’re in for because R-Perr is a fucking guano faucet! A veritable font of crazy.
I did figure he would be surrounded by handlers who would suggest he tone it down during the first days of the campaign, but apparently hellz no! Day 3 and counting, he has: (1) suggested Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has commited treason; (2) also suggested Bernanke would be lynched if he came to Texas; (3) said that we should question whether President Obama even loves this country; and finally, (4) proudly asserted that he doesn’t believe in global warming.
If he keeps up this breakneck pace, he will be flinging his own shit at reporters in 3, 2, 1…