And In Other Breaking News…
Famous knobhead Slash and his equally horrible wife are still the tackiest human beings on the planet. Here they are renewing their wedding vows in front of friends and family, including their two young children. Classy, no?
Let’s see…where did I leave my Crimes Against Humanity checklist? Oh, there it is.
Mullet wedding dress? Check.
Spray tan and greased up legs? Check.
Keeping sunglasses on during ceremony? Check.
Tiny, inexplicable top hat? Check.
Tacky ass shoes that probably cost more than my car? Check.
And finally, flipping off the wedding photographer like you were in the back row of a middle school class picture? Check.
Look out, Paris Hilton, you have competition.