Shut Up And Dance.
Yes, the Internet is evil. It gave us such horrors as Perez Hilton and 24/7 publicity for the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I’m no prude, that’s for sure, but NO FUCKING WAY would I let some jerk piss on me. You, Kim Kardashian, are not just a clueless famewhore. You are a fucking idiot.
But I digress. The Internet can be a force for good! Oh wait, no it can’t. My bad. But it can be a little bit of awesome in an otherwise noisy, shit filled world. Witness:
Vintage fashion and booty shakin’. That just made my day, y’all.