THIS Is What Is Wrong With The World!
Adult rompers. Yeah, I said it! Jesus, even typing the words makes me nervous. It’s like I’m Hermione and Stupid Ron keeps saying “Voldemort” over and over, stupidly, because the only time he can be awesome is when a minor character is about to die and also because he’s truly kind of stupid. But I digress.
Adult rompers are never a good idea. If you need to be reminded of that, fashion is probably not your biggest problem. More likely it is which end of a fork to use or how to fall asleep. DO NOT WEAR THESE. Let me be clear: If you ever DO wear these, puppies will die, the terrorists will win and Donald Trump and his creepy alien wife will move in next door to you. Most or all of these things will happen, surely.