Dear House Republicans:
I was gratified to hear that you wisely acquiesced to extend President Obama’s payroll tax cut (albeit only for two months) and I want you to know that the extra $40 or so per paycheck really helps out us middle class working types. You know, like the people who educate your kids, type your letters and wash your Range Rovers. So, in the spirit of the holidays:
Awesome card, no? But I have to admit, if you hadn’t caved in, your card would have looked like this:
Oh well. I’ll just save it for the next time you act like fucking boneheads. Tick tock.