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I Leave Town For FIVE MINUTES…

December 30, 2011

and everything goes to shit.  Who can believe that the carefully considered FOURTH MARRIAGE of Sinead O’Connor went bad?  In 18 days.  I mean, just look at her!  Does she LOOK LIKE someone who would pull some crazy ass shit?  Oh, right.

 

Here is Sinead’s account of how the shit went down:

Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband’s life. And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink. My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage.

Well, huh.  I’ve been married for some time now and happily so.  I just have to say that it’s important to find that special someone who GETS YOU.  That’s the first rule.  Secondly, they have to look the other way when you have the occasional meltdown or fart in bed.  But the third thing is:  if they won’t go on a mission with you in search of the sweet leaf, it’s not gonna work long term.

That’s just science.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Nicolete permalink
    January 11, 2012 1:14 am

    Hahaha

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