Starting today, Pastor Ed Young and his wife Lisa will be broadcasting live from their bed on the roof of The Fellowship Church in Grapevine, Texas. Wait, what? I don’t go to church, but something about that sentence doesn’t sound right.
It seems these
attention seeking weirdos pious Christians are holding what they call a “Sexperiment.” Catchy! They want average losers like me to achieve sexual intimacy with our spouses. Note they use the word “spouse.” So all you unmarried types can just suck it. Metaphorically, of course. You shouldn’t suck anything until you are married to it because that would just be way too much fun sin.
Anyhoo, Pastor Ed (gay) and Lisa (Priscilla Presley) are gonna just hump all freaking day for everybody to see because that’s what Jebus wants. Or something. This begs the question: if the Bible is full of dirty stuff like that, why is this the first I’m hearing of it??