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Mother’s Day Is Coming Up!

May 9, 2012

And I am NOT one of those moms who just say, “Oh, don’t get me anything.  I have everything I want!”  I call bullshit on that.  That, my dears, is what is called a guilt trip and if you are dumb enough to fall for it (i.e., show up without a gift) then you deserve whatever raging inferno of hell is about to rain down upon you.

I am much easier to buy for.  Not only do I tell my kids what I want, I very helpfully post a photo for them to take to shopping!  I’m super courteous, right?  And this year, I could not resist a truly awesome gift.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present The F*ck The Rain Umbrella!

Wicked way to stand out in the crowd, huh?  Mama likes!

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