Mother’s Day Is Coming Up!
And I am NOT one of those moms who just say, “Oh, don’t get me anything. I have everything I want!” I call bullshit on that. That, my dears, is what is called a guilt trip and if you are dumb enough to fall for it (i.e., show up without a gift) then you deserve whatever raging inferno of hell is about to rain down upon you.
I am much easier to buy for. Not only do I tell my kids what I want, I very helpfully post a photo for them to take to shopping! I’m super courteous, right? And this year, I could not resist a truly awesome gift. Ladies and gentlemen, I present The F*ck The Rain Umbrella!
Wicked way to stand out in the crowd, huh? Mama likes!