Let’s Demand Some Shit!
This world is a majorly fucked up place. Bad things happen all the time. Wars, random shootings, horrible remakes of previously awesome tv shows like “Dark Shadows.”
(In the name of all that is holy, what the hell have I ever done to you, Tim Burton?)
So sometimes, you have to look to the small things in life to get you through. The odd jokes, surprise wildflowers, a fantastic song you had almost forgotten about, those kinds of things. But THEN…you find out that the jokes were only funny when you were drunk, the wildflowers are out of season, you can’t find the damn video on you tube, etc., etc., etc. Life is just NOT FAIR that way.
So I say let’s bring back the fun. For instance:
Bring back Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on Saturday morning so I can lie in bed and get high while I laugh my ass off.
Both Kurt Cobain AND Bea Arthur should still be alive.
Why not the Orbit Room in Dallas, Texas? Home to many historic events over the years. One or two in particular.
A town with an actual music SCENE! Not just a place with several good bands that sound completely different. A SCENE WITH A SOUND. We had Seattle. We had Detroit. Those of us in the know even had Manchester, UK. But what is hip now, I ask you? I double dog dare you to find one.
Hot shoes that don’t fucking kill you. I love high heels, but jebus! What is it with shoes these days? Kind of hard to look smoking hot when you are terrified you will go toppling over and take out a whole crowd of hipsters with you.
Albino rock stars! COME ON!!! What is more righteous than the Winter Brothers? These guys could freak out an entire city block BEFORE they started playing “Frankenstein.”
And finally, folks: the McDLT. What’s not to love? The meat stayed warm on one side while the lettuce and tomato stayed cool on the other? Right? IT SOLVED EVERYTHING.
So LET’S DEMAND SOME SHIT! Who’s with me?