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Now THIS Is How I Envision My Funeral.

December 19, 2012

Thanks to the fine folks down at Funeraria Lopez, here is a glimpse of my funeral:



It’s almost perfect.  Slutty Santa outfit for the deceased?  Absolutely.  Santa in a faded, orange suit?  Hell yes.  Attendees who look like they should be serving margaritas down at Cantina Laredo?  I am in heaven (or hell, more likely).

It’s only missing a few minor details, but surely we can book Iggy Pop and the Rockettes closer to showtime, right?

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