Now THIS Is How I Envision My Funeral.
Thanks to the fine folks down at Funeraria Lopez, here is a glimpse of my funeral:
It’s almost perfect. Slutty Santa outfit for the deceased? Absolutely. Santa in a faded, orange suit? Hell yes. Attendees who look like they should be serving margaritas down at Cantina Laredo? I am in heaven (or hell, more likely).
It’s only missing a few minor details, but surely we can book Iggy Pop and the Rockettes closer to showtime, right?