Things You Will Never, Ever, EVER Hear Me Say.
I think I want a PT Cruiser.
I should probably stop drinking now and go to bed.
Morrissey was the best thing about the Smiths.
I work out (anything more than zero) times a week.
Tell me more about that accounting software!
I would never prank call my own parents.
You know, the Eagles were actually pretty good. (Cue Mojo Nixon.)
Happy Friday, folks!