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The Book of Morrissey (as sung by Morrissey!)

October 17, 2013

Regular readers know I think Morrissey is a whiny, pretentious asshole.  The Smiths were great, but honey, anybody who can halfway carry a tune would sound great with genius Johnny Marr playing guitar for them.  OBVIOUSLY.

So now Morrissey is retiring from music because he is tired of getting older and no longer being a smoking hot sex machine (as previously discussed here.)  But don’t fret!  He has written a book about his favorite subject — Morrissey!

I guess it’s not surprising that he’s such a narcicist.  I mean here’s the cover of his book:

Morrissey autobiography design by TiberiusGracchus

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Nicolete permalink
    October 18, 2013 10:33 pm

    Johnny Marr at Granada on Nov. 9th….

  2. October 21, 2013 7:27 pm

    We are going!! Just bought the tickets this weekend. Any chance we will see you there? 🙂

    • Nicolete permalink
      October 23, 2013 2:12 am

      No i wont be there. I was never into the smiths and can truly say that i cant even name one song by them. I dont know anything by ol mr. marr but i know u like him from other previous about morrisey (i think hes total douche) so i thought id let u know…..have fun!

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