The Book of Morrissey (as sung by Morrissey!)
Regular readers know I think Morrissey is a whiny, pretentious asshole. The Smiths were great, but honey, anybody who can halfway carry a tune would sound great with genius Johnny Marr playing guitar for them. OBVIOUSLY.
So now Morrissey is retiring from music because he is tired of getting older and no longer being a smoking hot sex machine (as previously discussed here.) But don’t fret! He has written a book about his favorite subject — Morrissey!
I guess it’s not surprising that he’s such a narcicist. I mean here’s the cover of his book: