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Rob Ford, Come On Down!

November 14, 2013

You are the next contestant on  Politics: You’re Doing it Wrong!  

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I have been following the stories on the teevee news about how Toronto mayor Rob Ford might be a) a crackhead, b) a Drunkie McDrunkerson, and c) a complete raving lunatic.   I ask you, how easy can it be to run Toronto?  Pretty darn easy, when it remains one of the nicest cities in the world despite the Mayor running around saying things like:

“I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.  As for the video, I cannot comment on something which I have never seen or does not exist.”  Wait, does it not exist or have you just not seen it?  CONFUSING.  Anyway, after video shows up of him huffing off a crack pipe, he said:

“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.  Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately a year ago.”  Okaaaay.  And here is Rob Ford in a secretly taped phone conversation with an unknown person.

“What does Oxycontin go for on the street, so I have an idea?”  Well come on, EVERYONE wants to know what Oxycontin goes for on the street, right?  And when asked if he had been hiding out from the press in the wake of the scandal, he said:

“It’s hard to hide 300 pounds of fun!”    It’s  even harder when said 300 pounds of fun is smoking a big old crack pipe in public.  Just saying.

Finally folks, here it is.  Kitten’s #1, Super Fantastic, All Time Favorite Political Quote EVER.  When asked to respond to a former staffer’s allegation that Ford said he wanted to “eat her pussy”, he says this:

“I’m happily married.  I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Now isn’t this just what every girl dreams her husband is saying at press conferences?  Based on that quote, I can only surmise that either Rob Ford is a cracked out idiot, or his wife has a vagina the size of a 1977 Buick.

You stay classy, Rob Ford!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 14, 2013 9:11 pm

    Love it!! Mary Preussel mpreussel@att.net 214 320 3434 h 214 663 3344 c

    From: kittenbomb Reply-To: kittenbomb Date: Thursday, November 14, 2013 2:51 PM To: Mary Preussel Subject: [New post] Rob Ford, Come On Down!

    WordPress.com kittenbomb posted: “You are the next contestant on Politics: You’re Doing it Wrong! I have been following the stories on the teevee news about how Toronto mayor Rob Ford might be a) a crackhead, b) a Drunkie McDrunkerson, and c) a complete ravin”

  2. Wes permalink
    November 16, 2013 2:53 pm

    Don’t forget : Behind every succesful man there is a woman. Mrs. Ford was right behind Rob with open mouth and head down.
    ———————–
    Charlie Sheen
    Dear Mayor Rob Ford,
    Your personal life is and never would be, any of my business. I’m sorry for any grief this may have caused. if I can be of any assistance  in any capacity in this  media cesspool, please accept the noble offer of my steady hand and compassionate heart. respectfully, Charlie Sheen.

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